My office diet

Bleed it out

I took Linkin Park's song pretty seriously:





Apparently I can clench my fist tightly enough to make my fingers burst. It sure was not a cut...

Anger, if not restrained, is frequently more hurtful to us than the injury that provokes it.

--Seneca

I like

Moving walkways
Perfect layovers
Finding a heater on a cold day
Finding an A/C on a hot day
Smiles
Climbing trees
Eating canned food indoors every day instead of buying food outside
Bananas
Joining coincidentally close supply and demand
Shivering from musically- inspired emotions
Freshly green grass
Awareness
Good photo shoots
Mental random walks
Satisfaction
Swimming
Pretty girls
Singing
Starbucks bottled Frappuccinos
Freedom
Will
Truth

Projection extrapolation

Shadows are the projection of light sources through our 3-D world upon a 2-D space. They move, they shift, in corresponding continuity to our world.
Could our 3-D objects be the projection of... 4-D light sources through a 4-D world into our 3-D space? Iterative projections...

Neville and Fifth

I took this while turning right at an intersection last night. Would've been way better if The camera had been sober.

1/2 price fuel!

Recycling

I knew it was time to take it out because we were getting noticeably less sunlight in the kitchen.

BK groceries

I had never imagined...

Volume:Price inconsistency

You can't see it in the picture, but the juice bottle on the left costs $1.00.

Spectral decomposition

Homonymy intended, of course.

Impossible

The impossible is most surely to be found among the uncommon.

Canned

My probable lunches for the next couple of days:

When snow melts, ice remains

and makes careless running people slip.

(Yeah, I put soap on it)

Birds!

They're chirping in Pittsburgh again

Rechargeable shuttles

See the cables?

Product placement

"Here's the new seasonal merchandise! Where should I put it?"
"I dunno... somewhere..."

Buddha's Hand

This may be the weirdest fruit I've ever seen











Available now at my local Giant Eagle!

Wherever you go,

There you are :) Carnegie Mellon...

I walked with a robot yesterday

Her name is Grace.



and I got candy for doing so.

I was a test subject in an experiment to determine human reactions/feelings while walking in a hallway with Grace rolling in the same hallway in the opposite direction. As we walked, our eyes crossed, and she rolled to the side to give me more space to walk in. Four times.

Grocery misclassification

Green oranges and red mango! What will these people think of next?

"Insane" is insanely overused

My memory's achievement this morning

To get that 54, I had to look at those color buttons light up 1+2+3+..+52+53+54 = (54)*(55)/2 = 1485 times, and to press them a slightly lower number of times.
Sequence:YYYPYYYGYYPBPBGBGPBYBGBYBGBYYYPGYYBGYGBGBBBYYYGBYGBBBBP

(Yellow, Pink, Green, Blue)

And no, no cheating.

Cheaper gas

$0.90 is not a small discount if it's per gallon:

Ground propeller

Does it serve any purpose?

Glove compartment junk

tends to accumulate.

Mixing the -wares

Install successful

Chair Diversity

So many ways to sit...

Death

Weird, but I feel it coming.

Textile tear

I could take better care of my clothes.

Costco Run

Humor requires surprise.
Your mom is a tax rate.

AED

I took and passed a course today. Guess what it was about:

Parenting publicity

I can't decide whether this sign is effective or not:


It's barely, and only pathetically, funny, so it can't be effective because of its humor. It does, however, discourage people from becoming parents, which I think to be a very good thing.

Auto Transfer

Once in proud Texas,


no longer so:


I guess "Cracker" became a... "Hawk"? Yeah, close enough. My trusty Hawk :).