Grocery misclassification

Green oranges and red mango! What will these people think of next?

"Insane" is insanely overused

My memory's achievement this morning

To get that 54, I had to look at those color buttons light up 1+2+3+..+52+53+54 = (54)*(55)/2 = 1485 times, and to press them a slightly lower number of times.
Sequence:YYYPYYYGYYPBPBGBGPBYBGBYBGBYYYPGYYBGYGBGBBBYYYGBYGBBBBP

(Yellow, Pink, Green, Blue)

And no, no cheating.

Cheaper gas

$0.90 is not a small discount if it's per gallon:

Ground propeller

Does it serve any purpose?

Glove compartment junk

tends to accumulate.

Mixing the -wares

Install successful

Chair Diversity

So many ways to sit...

Death

Weird, but I feel it coming.

Textile tear

I could take better care of my clothes.

Costco Run

Humor requires surprise.
Your mom is a tax rate.

AED

I took and passed a course today. Guess what it was about:

Parenting publicity

I can't decide whether this sign is effective or not:


It's barely, and only pathetically, funny, so it can't be effective because of its humor. It does, however, discourage people from becoming parents, which I think to be a very good thing.

Auto Transfer

Once in proud Texas,


no longer so:


I guess "Cracker" became a... "Hawk"? Yeah, close enough. My trusty Hawk :).

Darkness projection intersection

I See

It's been icing in Pittsburgh as of late:















The astonishing cold water.

I was there in June

Good thing I didn't visit at this time of year:

Haircut

Today I got a haircut. It accomplished the following transformation:



to



. Most expensive haircut I've had, though. $18.01 because the lady was too nice not to write a tip for her on the otherwise blank line on the receipt, whose original price was $15.95.

Bathroom stall noises

When people go to the bathroom and get bored, they resort to different activities. But I had never heard the Mario Bros. game song coming out of a bathroom stall. How times have changed.

My breakfast today

My apartment entrance

looks like this:



Also, it was funny to overhear my neighbors making amorous noises across that very wall tonight.

When technology becomes old...

Snow from above

I don't think I had ever seen a city covered in snow through the window of a landing airplane:







Chicago, of course. Had to shove my arm across another guy's seat to take it... he didn't seem happy about that. Good thing he's not in the plane anymore.

And I just may get to see something similar again today:

redbox

I see they have redboxes in airports now...